Poppy-Caucus Part II
So your emails have convinced us that, no matter how much sense we make, your insatiable thirst for intelligent analysis of the internal politics of the CRNC is worth addressing.
The Gracchi Say:
1) The opposition has been talking about and planning moves for the caucus elections for months.
2) Certain individuals, desperate for titles and perceived relevancy, sold out their comrades and allowed Gourley supporters to get elected to the Credentials Committee.
3) HAHAHA.
Look at it this way:
NE Caucus - Gourley wins 2 credentials spots, Miltenberger wins meaningless title and loses credibility with his partners in irrelevancy.
Southern Caucus - Opposition sweep (or was it? The Gracchi do not reveal sources, but do not think that the South is solid).
Western Caucus - Gourley picks up another 2 credentials spots.
Midwest Caucus - Opposition sweep (if Missouri decides to turn in credentials so that Justin Smith can legally serve on the committee).
So where does that leave us on the Credentials Committee? Gourley 4, Opposition 4... BUT, Jess Beeson Chairs the committee. 5>4
So after all of that, Gourley STILL controls the Credentials Committee! Hilarious. The disorganized Opposition (by the way, ask yourself who they are opposing. Answer: College Republicans.) has managed to prove once again that they are as impotent as Bob Dole... the question remains for our limp compadres: Will they find a leader to be their little blue pill? The Gracchi are firmly unconvinced.-TG
The Gracchi Say:
1) The opposition has been talking about and planning moves for the caucus elections for months.
2) Certain individuals, desperate for titles and perceived relevancy, sold out their comrades and allowed Gourley supporters to get elected to the Credentials Committee.
3) HAHAHA.
Look at it this way:
NE Caucus - Gourley wins 2 credentials spots, Miltenberger wins meaningless title and loses credibility with his partners in irrelevancy.
Southern Caucus - Opposition sweep (or was it? The Gracchi do not reveal sources, but do not think that the South is solid).
Western Caucus - Gourley picks up another 2 credentials spots.
Midwest Caucus - Opposition sweep (if Missouri decides to turn in credentials so that Justin Smith can legally serve on the committee).
So where does that leave us on the Credentials Committee? Gourley 4, Opposition 4... BUT, Jess Beeson Chairs the committee. 5>4
So after all of that, Gourley STILL controls the Credentials Committee! Hilarious. The disorganized Opposition (by the way, ask yourself who they are opposing. Answer: College Republicans.) has managed to prove once again that they are as impotent as Bob Dole... the question remains for our limp compadres: Will they find a leader to be their little blue pill? The Gracchi are firmly unconvinced.-TG
posted by Tiberius | 12:18 PM
12 Comments:
Right on! It's about time someone exposes these jokers.
don't you think that it means anything that the opposition won all caucus chair positions?
Hey Nate, we don't care about your stupid blog. Go raise some money to buy field reps.
This blog is pure genius. And more frequent than crncchatter.
I love the gracchi!
this blog sucks!!!
THIS...BLOG...SUCKS
when will you peeople learn that the only blog worth reeading is the original - truth caucus!!!!
Patlan, you are a disgrace to the Oklahoma federation.
This blog kicks truth caucus in the balls. At least this has some real substance and a fleshed out opinions rather than stupid ass one liners by some 30 year old that jerks it 10 times a day and hasn't seen a vagina since he was born.
All hail the Gracchi
One would have to agree that Brent Ludeman screwed the pooch by choosing Caucus Chair over Credentials. With leadership like him in the opposition, we might as well pack up and go home!
Interestingly enough, that has been the major event that has left the opposition with "their balls in their mouth".
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